Friday, March 25, 2011

Pet food - No SPAM Please


You will find SPAM features a nasty reputation in terms of computer email and possesses spawned an anti SPAM industry focused on SPAMS destruction. A noble effort indeed.

I just now returned from Austin, Texas where I became comparing dog life there with Austin, MN. dog life.

Austin, TX is a large place as compared to Austin, MN... 500, 000 vs. 23, 000. Exactly what?

Evidently Austin, TX dogs eat what Austin, MN makes... SPAM. A bad idea.

Much like computer SPAM it isn't suitable for dogs either and definately will consume and prepare pain for dogs, people, AND computers.

My findings in Austin, TX informs me that 25% from the informed hungry dogs have these matters for the reason that should but only 15% actually as it.

Most dogs have no idea of where it comes down from but accept its safety. However, the truly informed dogs on the graduate puppy owners with the University of Texas as well as the LBJ Library disdain this name and product. I was told that that SPAM contained an excessive amount of fat understanding that eating it'd bring on Pancreatitis in dogs. True.

I had created to deny any hitting the ground with Austin, MN and say which i was from Embarrass, MN. where our sled dogs eventually trust the informed Texas dogs but eat SPAM anyway... for example reason only which is for body insulation up against the cold. It gets 50 degrees below zero there winter months.

The Austin, MN dogs are kept blind to the possibility of SPAM as it boosts the nasty reputation SPAM has with computers and Pancreatitis. Besides, it's produced in their hometown. Their work there to distract attention from SPAM should be to hold an aggressive Boomerang Fetch contest.

The dog's owner throws a boomerang for his dog to fetch to check out how close the guy can go to his sitting fat dog. Your dog is timed to visit fetch along with the quickest dog gets an incentive of a giant Mac with fries. Oy.

You've heard of fat cats the good news is you understand fat dawgs in addition. (Unwanted fat cats makes stuff... Hormel. )

Conclusion: Stay clear of SPAM if you don't come from Embarrass, MN.